ACV's Official Joke Thread

This thread is for jokes only. Please do not say: "oh that's a good one" or "that made me laugh so hard". Reason: To not have this thread flooded with postes Please, make sure the jokes are appropriate!!! So, post away!

okay:)
so im a blonde but i have a blonde joke:)
Joke: The blonde got a text that said idk on it. She didnt know what idk meant so she kept texting her freinds and everybody kept saying i dont know then finally one of her friends for the answer and they all said i dont know and then the blonde was like nobody knows! So her friend told her that idk means i dont know haha.
That joke is stupid but funny(:

Lata(:

These people below are made up:

Joe: What does "brb" mean?
Margret: Be Right Back.
Joe: Wait! Where are you going?!

The End

nicee.
haha
(:
okay so heres another blonde jokee.
there were 3 blondes robbing a store.
they hear the cops so they quickly hide.
then the cops come in and walk past them.
the 1st blonde hid behind a stuffed cow and said moo, when the cop walked by.
the 2nd blonde hid behind a stuffed dog and woofed wen the cop walked by.
the 3rd blonde hid behind a fruit stand and siad, hey buy some fruit from me wen the cop walked by.
Who do you think got arrested?


Well, if you guessed the 3rd blonde, you were correctomundo:) thats spanish...i think(:

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